Bareback with a Crackhoe

Who would ever go bareback with a crackhoe? I did. What in the hell was I thinking, but it looked too good to pass up and I was horny. Stupid and horny. Afterwards I headed for the clinic. Luckily everything is okay. I won't ever do that again, but it was a nice release. How do I know she was a crackhoe? Well, afterwards as she was leaving she had me look for her pipe. We found it under the passenger seat. I am so glad that she did because how could I, and upstanding good person in the community, ever explain to my wife, my boss, or the police, that I have a crack pipe under the passenger seat? Whew! I need therapy. Somebody help me. Until next time...